Because Apparently You Need Clarity

You’ve got questions. We’ve got answers. Some helpful, some snarky, all written while wearing a hat that says “I May Be A Handful.” If you’re looking for corporate-speak or customer service fluff, you’re in the wrong damn place. Scroll down, buckle up, and prepare to be mildly informed and moderately entertained.

🔥 Who the hell are you?

No who the hell are you?! No wait! We’re Shady Shit Clothing Co. — the brand for loudmouths, sarcasm addicts, and people who laugh at their own chaos. If you’re easily offended, you’re probably in the wrong place. If you’re not, welcome home.

📦 How long does shipping take?

We ship fast — but we’re not Amazon Prime. Orders typically process within 2–4 business days, and shipping times vary based on your location. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order hits the road.

🌍 Do you ship internationally?

As of right now we do not ship outside of Canada.

🧥 What’s your sizing like?

Our gear fits true to size unless otherwise noted. Check the product description for any specific sizing notes. If you’re between sizes, go bigger — sarcasm looks better oversized.

💳 What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, and probably your soul. (Just kidding — but yes, we take Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shopify Payments too.)

😤 I found something offensive. Now what?

Congrats — you’ve unlocked the point of our brand. But if you really want to file a complaint, we’ve got a form for that. We may read it. We may laugh. We may frame it.

🔁 Can I return or exchange something?

We accept returns on unworn, unwashed items within 30 days. If your item arrived damaged or you got the wrong size, hit us up and we’ll make it right. Just don’t try to return something you wore to a rave. You can see our refund policy here.