Why Sarcasm Is a Survival Skill (And You Should Wear It)
Let’s be honest: the world is exhausting. Between unsolicited advice, forced small talk, and people who still say “live, laugh, love” unironically, sarcasm is the only thing keeping some of us from snapping. It’s not just a personality quirk — it’s emotional armor.
Sarcasm lets you say what you mean without saying it directly. It’s the verbal equivalent of side-eye. And when you wear it on your chest, you’re not just making a statement — you’re setting boundaries.
Graphic tees with shady slogans aren’t just fashion. They’re filters. They repel the easily offended and attract your kind of people. Whether it’s a hat that says “Send Nudes” or a tee that reads “Mom of the Year (Sarcasm Included),” you’re not just dressing — you’re defending your sanity.
Here’s why sarcasm belongs in your wardrobe:
- It’s a filter: You’ll attract the right kind of chaos.
- It’s therapy: Cheaper than a therapist, more effective than journaling.
- It’s branding: You’re not basic. Your clothes shouldn’t be either.
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